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« on: September 25, 2007, 11:03:48 AM » |
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You've seen/felt it. It's usually stocked in public bathrooms. Terrible stuff.
I call it John Wayne toilet paper because it's "rough, tough, and don't take no crap off of nobody."
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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2007, 11:54:39 AM » |
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Some things in life you cut pennies. Toilet paper IS NOT one of them. Ahhh my fluffy tiolet paper. *hugs a roll*
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2007, 12:12:00 PM » |
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Why in the hell do hotels purchase this shit? Its horrible. You spend the money for luxury and they give you crap. literally
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Jedakiah
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2007, 02:40:22 PM » |
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I like it rough.
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 02:41:07 PM » |
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I like it rough.
Don't they use wolverines for wiping in montana? |
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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2007, 02:44:21 PM » |
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They used to. But after a few passes the fir was soft enough fer a ladies jacket. You couldn't get any of the really gristly stuff off. So we switched to rocks.
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2007, 04:24:56 PM » |
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at least there is some toilet paper. what if we didnt have any?
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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2007, 04:35:08 PM » |
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If your sittin on the john and the toliet papers gone. Be a man, use your hand.
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2007, 04:40:59 PM » |
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at least there is some toilet paper. what if we didnt have any?
Bidet? |
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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2007, 04:49:05 PM » |
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I'm going to put one in. My office/gaming HQ (mostly I call it gaming HQ, but only to people I don't know) is downstairs. There's not a toilet downstairs, but there is a place to put one. I believe I'll put one there, and a bidet. Then I wouldn't have to put a sink in. Wash your crack, then your hands.
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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2007, 04:51:59 PM » |
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i wish i had a bidet, think of how squeaky clean...wait nvm dont think about it.
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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2007, 04:53:58 PM » |
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i wish i had a bidet, think of how squeaky clean...wait nvm dont think about it.
Too late. I may just have to call you squeaky from now on. |
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2007, 11:11:01 PM » |
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I'm going to put one in. My office/gaming HQ (mostly I call it gaming HQ, but only to people I don't know) is downstairs. There's not a toilet downstairs, but there is a place to put one. I believe I'll put one there, and a bidet. Then I wouldn't have to put a sink in. Wash your crack, then your hands.
Brilliant.
You know, Europeans actually bath there children in their bidets. That is quite nasty IMO. My friends from Italy installed a bidet in their house. You'd be surprised what most people think it is. I have heard many a yelp come from that bathroom. |
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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2007, 06:23:32 AM » |
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Bidets rule! I wish I had one sometimes.. Although when you go back to TP when you're out and about the town and just can't wait till you get home, you really HURT yourself... Stupid rough TP...
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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2007, 12:36:15 PM » |
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Don't they use wolverines for wiping in montana?
Nah. They use sheep...for everything...if you catch the drift  |
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