dirrtyj
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« on: August 16, 2007, 11:03:37 PM » |
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Hey,
Did your wife act diffrently after her pregnacy? (This question goes to all Men with children!-But specifically Jake.)
My wife is fast approaching he due date and the closer she gets obviously the more uncomfortable my life. aka. My life gets uncomfortable. Does it return to normal or sudo normalish maybe?
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ikonoclast
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 12:31:03 AM » |
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this is your first child, yes? i'm going to assume since you you're a little shaken it is.
the horomones in your spouse will eventually balance out. your life, however, will be 'uncomfortable' a few months after then slowly... babies turn into toddlers. then kids. pretty soon, they're outta the house and you're left with the bill.
wait, what were we talking about?
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 05:35:57 AM » |
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Dear Dirrty.
The Answer is yes, eventually they return to a normal sense of womanhood.
BUT, then they want to get pregnant again... And its the second pregnancy that you should fear (So I've discovered)...
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 10:23:36 AM » |
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A toast! to all my illegitimate children, where ever they may be.
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Jedakiah
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 11:05:16 AM » |
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Poor dirrty. Just feed it chocolate and avoid as much as possible.
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 11:26:19 AM » |
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Poor dirrty. Just feed it chocolate and avoid as much as possible.
Or feed it pickels and peanut butter with ice cream. i hear they like crazy shit like that. |
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2007, 02:52:48 PM » |
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My wife is lucky. She has the easiest pregnancy ever recorded. She's the same person from day one to the day of the child's birth. Never has morning sickness. Is in labor for 30 minutes to an hour.
I'm probably the worst person you could ask this question.
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2007, 03:32:30 PM » |
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"Dear Mr. Wisdom and Knowledge..."
Could your nose be any browner? He's my mentor, stay away!
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2007, 03:48:22 PM » |
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"Dear Mr. Wisdom and Knowledge..."
Could your nose be any browner? He's my mentor, stay away!
Calling nearest female to slap Jed. Please, for his own good. |
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2007, 04:18:56 PM » |
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Poor dirrty. Just feed it chocolate and avoid as much as possible.
Or feed it pickels and peanut butter with ice cream. i hear they like crazy shit like that. Or mustard. Lots of mustard. I hear the Mrs. Killa had a thing for that. |
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dirrtyj
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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2007, 07:45:34 PM » |
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My wife wanted KFC mashed potatos... it was wired....
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2007, 08:05:09 PM » |
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Who doesn't want those? They are truly delicious. If the closest KFC was less then 30 miles away, I'd be there right now. The mere mention of mashed potatoes has my motor humming. But than again, saying things like "$2 hooker" and "nuded up" get my motor humming.
Reason for edit: "I be there right now"
I give you full permission to mock me relentlessly until I get my typo problem in check.
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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2007, 08:21:17 PM » |
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I love KFC mashed potatoes. Truly, there is no better combination of potatoes and gravy than KFC's.
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2007, 11:38:07 PM » |
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My worst moments were directly after the baby was born. First, there is the discomfort, second, the crazy hormones trying to get back to normal, and last, the chronic fatigue of changing and feeding a baby that wakes up six times a night. I'm most ashamed of when I bawled over a sandwich that had mayonnaise on it. Jake's mom had made it for me; I didn't want to be rude and tell her I hate mayo, but I couldn't bring myself to eat it. So my solution was to splutter and cry, until Jake fixed it for me. I was that tired. Jake will probably remember that. It was only a few days after she was born. Things improved soon, and they never got worse than the mayo incident.
Relax. Those first weeks and months will go by quickly. You'll both get sleep again, and hopefully those hormones will return to normal very soon. No one needs another psycho, bald Britney on the loose.
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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2007, 11:22:11 AM » |
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A toast! to all my illegitimate children, where ever they may be.
Hear, hear! I'll drink to decka's bastards. |
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