I know a few at Intel with kickass rigs
So do I, but even they are
not fast enough to run Vista.

That is a sad truth you bring out though. You'd hope that each new version of an operating system would either offer a performance increase or much desired features that are worth the money. But Vista clearly failed in this area (IMO I guess).
Speaking of which. I have read from numerous people that Vista is somehow designed to prevent pirating. And that it expends a great deal of system resources fighting piracy. How? What does it do?