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« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2007, 09:44:37 AM » |
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and here is the "Manifesto De Los Pantalones" for your enjoyment
Once again in retrospect i would change some things. (namely the restrictions on guns and the likes but its pretty funny that this is what pants was about.
manifiesto de los pantalones
We as the pants believe that tact and good form is essential to good
gaming. by following a few base rules we ensure our gaming quality will be at
our highest and bitching will be at a low.
the rules are as follow....
1) You may buy guns have a buy code that matches with the amount of
ppl. I.E.
1 person = pistols 2 people= smgs, and so forth. now this is not a "written in stone" rule. it is however highly encouraged.
2) Dont awp if you are Ct on a Ct sided map or t on a t sided map,
unless you are loosing. and there are more then 4 people.
3) Dont buy an Auto snipe. you can pick them up, but must put them
down before the start of the next round. unless you dont get to kill
anyone with it between then and the next round. but if you kill more then 2 guys
then toss it. the pants are better then autosluts.
4)team stacking. depending on the server team stacking is ok. i mean
playing with other pants on the same team.
5) dont be unneccessarily mean to anyone, we dont want the good
pants rep to be tarnished by us bitching some one out. if they are noob it is
their own problem. but if they are a noob that is thoroughly f***ing shit up
by camping and such, then "creative criticism" is encouraged.
6) listen to admins. if they ask to move or something of the sorts
then do so. we dont want torn pants over someone getting banned for some reason or
another.
7) no cheating. no hax. nothing of the sort. the pants are better
than that.
and finally We are the Pants people meaning. WE WEAR THE PANTS
around these parts. see to it that you are constantly striving to uphold
the pants honor and virtue. we would very much like to see good pants thriving on
stupid clans mistakes. so this is all common sense stuff i believe. and if we
just play nice. we will florish and become prosperous pants. remember the pants love you. and they will back you up. just let us know.
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alphadecka
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« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2007, 09:45:49 AM » |
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I'd do anything for a klondike bar... Except put on PANTS!
You sir, have offended my honor. I challenge you to a DUAL! |
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Mongoose
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SO CASH
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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2007, 09:55:38 AM » |
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1)In my house
2)I would
3)I don't keep track, but atleast 1
4)That's right, I am a gay robot
5)According to the wise owl, 3
6)Rock
7)I drive
8)Miami
9)otherwise
10)B
11)Mr Beefy's got it
12)Usually, but rarely in the conventional manner
13)Defraud the IRS
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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2007, 02:24:55 PM » |
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nice
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jaminz
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« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2007, 05:48:43 PM » |
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here are a couple of pre-evaluation questions:
If you had a choice you would leave Jaminz, in a pool of his own:
A) blood
B) tapioca pudding
C) oily, slippery, sexy harem
D) Who is Jaminz and how do i gain access to said harem?
Are you:
A) an ass, and a professional computer gamer
B) Not an ass and like to play games because you enjoy it
C) Kind of an ass, but wont be an ass to the rest of the group.
D) Someone get me some roast dinner.
**disclaimer: as a member of enhanced i have absolutely no say in whether you make the OPG team. All questions/answers can will be used against you.
D, D. |
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alphadecka
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« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2007, 06:00:43 PM » |
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i know. i would love some roast dinner right about now.
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jaminz
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« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2007, 06:41:40 PM » |
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i know. i would love some roast dinner right about now.
I'm starving. |
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alphadecka
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« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2007, 07:05:18 PM » |
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i know. i would love some roast dinner right about now.
I'm starving. i just ate a pb and honey sandwich. let me tell you something. First of all it was no roast dinner. But i like it when the honey gets into the bread and makes it all crunchy kinda. its like eating real honeycomb. Its kinda weird but i like it. |
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alphadecka
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« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2007, 07:05:40 PM » |
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and when i say pb, i mean peanut butter, not lead.
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« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2007, 08:54:11 PM » |
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and when i say pb, i mean peanut butter, not lead.
ah, crap. shoulda read the whole thing... you're gonna have paramedics kicking down your door soon... sorry.  |
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 All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. |
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« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2007, 09:23:19 PM » |
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its ok, i will put a bunch of stuff in my mouf like, circut boards and shit and lay in the ground and shake, gets em every time.
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i got a dildo.. for realdo?
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« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2007, 12:28:13 PM » |
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Here is the old Los Pantalones application. In retrospect there are a few questions i would add.
1)where do you live?
2)would you be able to drink with pants on a predetermined night?
3)what is your longest kill streak on CSS?
4) are you considered a robot?
5)how many licks does it take to get to the center to a tootsie pop?
6)rock paper or scissors?
7)how many roads does a man walk down before he is known as a man?
8)main vice?
9)married, dating or otherwise?
10) new england clam chowder is A: red B:white
11)wheres the beef?
12) do you wear pants while playing? (might be a trick question*)
13) and finally what would you do for a klondike bar?
can i try and get into Los Pantalones? i wanna apply... hahahaha |
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