Welcome. I'm a meat shield too..

Latro has had his head explode on many of rushes, as has mine, and we are the first to hit the sand, as the team makes a glorious bomb plant!! Ok, so I glorified it a little, are heads just blow up, the team stops in their tracks, and retreats to a camping position!

Can't retreat when they don't leave spawn.

LOL, ain't that the truth Lobster boy!!
They are at spawn, still buying, and asking, "where is the bomb going?", answer, "i don't know, but not where those crazy rushing fools just got wasted!" Besides would you follow a circus carny, a man-eating chicken, a bearded lady, and a boy with claws for hands?"