since being out of a job i'm usually drunk 3-5 times a week.
thanks for your taxes guys!
haha you had to get fired to make that happen? I'm pretty sure that is my job. Atleast you're not wastin my money on crap like diapers and formula.
and what if i am?

ps:i just get laid off during the winters.
Then I got some advice for you...
1. Get those stretchy diapers that move with you so you can remain an active drunk, actively taking that check from the mailbox to the liquor store.
2. Switch to the real stuff, formula while convenient is not as much fun to get.