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« Reply #90 on: February 08, 2009, 01:11:12 AM » |
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AND now that Obama is in office, that $2000 could quickly tern into $5 or $6k. He's all about "credits" so the rich pay the poor for being poor...
Which never breaks the cycle of poverty. It'll just make the poor even more dependent for handouts (welfare anyone) because they can stop working and get free money. More incentive to wait and be lazy waiting for the next BIG payout. Don't want to miss that, sheeesh. Dont forget to f***, you'll want as many little credits running around as you can get. |
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« Reply #91 on: February 13, 2009, 10:57:26 AM » |
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GOD DAMN WELFARE QUEENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #92 on: February 13, 2009, 12:44:50 PM » |
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Abstinence education - it works.
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« Reply #93 on: February 13, 2009, 01:03:52 PM » |
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Abstinence education - it works.
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« Reply #94 on: February 13, 2009, 01:11:36 PM » |
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Abstinence education - it works.
Adults/government/religion telling people not to have sex before marriage doesnt work. Every girl I have slept with has been a catholic  |
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« Reply #95 on: February 13, 2009, 02:33:38 PM » |
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Abstinence education - it works.
Adults/government/religion telling people not to have sex before marriage doesnt work. Every girl I have slept with has been a catholic definitely should promote safe sex more. |
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« Reply #96 on: February 13, 2009, 05:07:03 PM » |
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No, sex will kill you.
If you are not married and your bits go somewhere conducive to 'sex'.
You will die. Instantly.
DON'T DO IT KIDS, YOU'LL DIE!!!!
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« Reply #97 on: February 13, 2009, 06:23:13 PM » |
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« Reply #98 on: February 15, 2009, 09:59:17 AM » |
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No, sex will kill you.
If you are not married and your bits go somewhere conducive to 'sex'.
You will die. Instantly.
DON'T DO IT KIDS, YOU'LL DIE!!!!
and don't even THINK of using protection!!!!!!!!!! |
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« Reply #99 on: February 15, 2009, 03:01:50 PM » |
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No, sex will kill you.
If you are not married and your bits go somewhere conducive to 'sex'.
You will die. Instantly.
DON'T DO IT KIDS, YOU'LL DIE!!!!
and don't even THINK of using protection!!!!!!!!!! Protection kills babies and killing gets you sent to hell. |
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« Reply #100 on: February 15, 2009, 03:45:11 PM » |
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No, sex will kill you.
If you are not married and your bits go somewhere conducive to 'sex'.
You will die. Instantly.
DON'T DO IT KIDS, YOU'LL DIE!!!!
and don't even THINK of using protection!!!!!!!!!! Protection kills babies and killing gets you sent to hell. thats why the bible endorses premarital anal sex |
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« Reply #101 on: February 15, 2009, 08:18:13 PM » |
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No, sex will kill you.
If you are not married and your bits go somewhere conducive to 'sex'.
You will die. Instantly.
DON'T DO IT KIDS, YOU'LL DIE!!!!
and don't even THINK of using protection!!!!!!!!!! Protection kills babies and killing gets you sent to hell. thats why the bible endorses premarital anal sex BLASPHEMY!!! Burn the witch. |
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« Reply #102 on: February 15, 2009, 09:13:30 PM » |
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think about it, "do not lie with a man as you do with a woman"
Well unless the guys you know have vaginas god is obviously talking about anal. To paraphrase god is saying dont f*** guys in the ass the way you do chicks.
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« Reply #103 on: February 16, 2009, 08:22:56 AM » |
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No, sex will kill you.
If you are not married and your bits go somewhere conducive to 'sex'.
You will die. Instantly.
DON'T DO IT KIDS, YOU'LL DIE!!!!
This is what we're telling our three year old. Once she turns old enough to suspect we're lying bastards, then we'll have the safe sex talk. Until then... SEX WILL KILL YOU!!! Just wait until you guys have daughters. It changes everything. |
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« Reply #104 on: February 16, 2009, 10:10:17 AM » |
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At three, that's completely reasonable.
The problem is, the education system assumed we're all 3 year olds, metaphorically speaking.
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