Happy Thanksgiving Everyone

[iambud]

23 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

[alphadecka]

your forgot to mention "wow, put your penis away" its not really thanksgiving specific though. i get that whenever i cook.

[Jedakiah]

Oh yikes, now I know what Deka's special ingredient is. 

[ikonoclast]

your forgot to mention "wow, put your penis away" its not really thanksgiving specific though. i get that whenever i cook.

<------lawling.

[imdumby]

that made me cry it's so damn funny

[DeFy]

lawl? im more white meat myself 

[Fuzzeh_Panda]

I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own. Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw the door.

Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin.

From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits.

The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin.

My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body.

I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door.

As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I.

I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.

I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as
I can, until I can't put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it, I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender.

I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good.

Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.

"Oh yes", I say to you,

I must say Grace "Thank God for Butterball turkey.... Amen"

[The Grandfather]

Got wood?

[mikehale]

happy 50" tv to me everyone and to all a good night.

[Powdered!]

hahah, those are fantastic

[misslissa]

happy thanksgiving

[b.ho]

happy thanksgiving, biches!!

[DoWork]

Happy Thanksgiving. Ladies and Gentlemen!

[misslissa]

oh man. i feel gross.
i hate thanksgiving.


deep fried turkey FTFW!!!!

[DoWork]

I heard deep fried turkey is awesome! Never had it though