Big Rig
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i got a dildo.. for realdo?
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« Reply #75 on: March 24, 2007, 03:56:00 PM » |
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how about utah drivers??
I carry a gun most everywhere I go...i've never wanted to shoot more god damn people then when I moved here two years ago. Then again.... I raced motorcycles semi-pro/pro for two years.... yes...i'm the asshole going 150+ on his bike or in his car down 15. As to Utah....and women..... I moved here two years ago... the honest truth is, aside from the mormon thing they are no more f***ed up then any other area in the US, or world for that matter. Women in general seem to be changing, in my oh so humble opinion. As if they all meet together and agree that they are all going to act differently and these f'ing guys who think with their d***s because they don't get laid enough play into the game, bend over and take it in the ass and women see they can get away with it and suddenly this new standard of bitchyness and outrageous BS is supposed to fly... insane, crazy, insecure women? You're just meeting the wrong ones I guess. I've only met two of them here in Utah and I told them to get the f*** on. .... anyone..so much rambling about nothing I suppose.... My First Mormon a short tale by, "A Pencil" I moved here from Michigan about two years ago not knowing what to expect really. It was either Hawaii or Utah (that's a whole story in itself) and I ended up in this niffty little valley. Anyways, to make a long story short I came out here with a few buddies of mine, moved into a nice house in Sandy up on the mountain side and everything was great....... until...DUN DUN DUN.....I met this one young girl. I had no idea how old she was and my knowledge of Mormons and such was limited. Anyways, she was hot , and i've got a d***...blah blah blah...I talk with her once or twice on the phone trying to feel her out and finally decide to take her out for the night. I find out (how it had slipped my mind and I hadn't asked anything about her living situation) she lives with her parents. I'm like...hmmm...ok, not really my style but i'm new here and god damn she's hot! She tells me she wants to go eat so I take her out to La Caille (spelling?) where I find out not only is she mormon (No offense) she is 17 years old.(Jesus, but don't some of them look like they are 20 !?) Anyways we go back to my place (as she can't get in anywhere) and hang out for a bit. I go to take her home and she tells me she wants to spend the night. I ponder the idea and finally give in (Like that was SOOO hard huh?) however I don't touch the chick all night. I wake up in the morning and while i'm laying there in bed she tells me something like: "Wow, you were a good boy all night you didn't try and do anything to me." and then goes from Little Miss Mormon to raging tiger where I proceed to have what may have been the best teenage sex experience i've ever had. I drop her off at home and drive back to my place. I'm cooking dinner for everyone when I get a phone call....FROM HER F***NG PARENTS. Guilt tripping me about how I conned her into spending the night and how I talked her into having sex with me ect ect, do I love her, when are we getting married ect ect. Needless to say it was .... wow. pencil i must say you are one funny dude.. hahaha but yes ive had those same experiances with girls here!! if i were you.. i woulda burned that bitch after that... |
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misslissa
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thats what she said
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« Reply #76 on: March 25, 2007, 01:15:23 PM » |
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how come jake hasnt corrected his spelling yet?
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steal the hearts, lissa,
Of gamers, around the world,
and rock so damn hard.
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Jedakiah
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« Reply #77 on: March 25, 2007, 06:15:31 PM » |
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Did Jake waste countless hours of time correcting Moses' spelling? No. Why would he or anyone attempt the same feat here?
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Labyrinthine
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Abuya?!?
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« Reply #78 on: March 25, 2007, 06:54:57 PM » |
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Ya know, I was thinking the same thing.
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Gidgidonihah
Seriously, what does it mean?
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« Reply #79 on: March 25, 2007, 08:33:11 PM » |
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hahaha. Whose spelling are you talking about?
Are you saying Big Rig is the moses of OPG? Cause that sounds about right.
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ikonoclast
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« Reply #80 on: March 26, 2007, 12:38:03 AM » |
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Are you saying Big Rig is the moses of OPG? Cause that sounds about right.
That is down right rude. Take it back. |
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« Reply #81 on: March 26, 2007, 06:27:32 AM » |
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Are you saying Big Rig is the moses of OPG? Cause that sounds about right.
That is down right rude. Take it back. I think Gid ment to say... Big Rig is the Moose of oPg |
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pre?venge (pri-venj') - v. - To inflict punishment in return for (injury or insult) before the (injury or insult) happens
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Jedakiah
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« Reply #82 on: March 26, 2007, 08:47:25 AM » |
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Big Rig is the more likable Moses in my opinion. Thank god he isn't moses.
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Gidgidonihah
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« Reply #83 on: March 26, 2007, 11:05:20 AM » |
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I think Gid ment to say... Big Rig is the Moose of oPg
I didn't. Big Rig is the more likable Moses in my opinion. Thank god he isn't moses.
True. But he could quickly go down that road :p |
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Labyrinthine
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Abuya?!?
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« Reply #84 on: March 26, 2007, 03:06:41 PM » |
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Hey guys let's talk about people behind their backs while they are right in front of us!
On that note, Big Rig has a long way to go before he becomes a moses.
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ikonoclast
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« Reply #85 on: March 26, 2007, 04:21:54 PM » |
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Hey guys let's talk about people behind their backs while they are right in front of us!
So... then, it's not behind their back, is it? Big Rig is more likable than a lot of reg's. BIG RIG FTW.  |
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Jedakiah
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« Reply #86 on: March 26, 2007, 04:22:51 PM » |
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Wait a minute, Big Rig can see this forum? Ah crap.
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Jakestaby
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« Reply #87 on: March 26, 2007, 06:31:44 PM » |
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Big Rig seems cool. And that means something coming from me.
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Gidgidonihah
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« Reply #88 on: March 26, 2007, 07:14:31 PM » |
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So... then, it's not behind their back, is it?
Precisely. |
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misslissa
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thats what she said
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« Reply #89 on: March 27, 2007, 10:20:39 PM » |
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steal the hearts, lissa,
Of gamers, around the world,
and rock so damn hard.
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