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« on: October 31, 2006, 05:48:50 AM »

    You know i wish there was a manual to women?  I feel that the more and more i get to know my wife the less and less i know about anything...  Can't black just be black and white be white.  I wish i just had more intuiton women... Undecided
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 08:41:42 AM »

Dirrty don't you dare try to understand women. Before you know it you will start growing man boobs. Once you feel that you understand women you will become one.
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2006, 10:11:30 AM »

Dirrty don't you dare try to understand women. Before you know it you will start growing man boobs. Once you feel that you understand women you will become one.

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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2006, 10:14:43 AM »

yeah.. you dont want a mangina.

besides, the women's guide to men instruction book is taboo when you get to the section about senstive guy.

the first chapter is better.. 'he eats, he swears, he farts, he burps and scratches his sack. this is a sign of affection ladies.'

i should have stopped reading there.
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2006, 12:13:51 PM »

Thats a definte negitory on teh mangina... wo lordy....

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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2006, 12:16:02 PM »

lol, that brings up another question? if men can have a mangina: what is the female conitation...
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2006, 12:16:33 PM »

Roger that.  For the most part I've strong confidence in my understanding of women, and yet everytime I check I havn't grown one Sad
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2006, 12:57:10 PM »

lol, that brings up another question? if men can have a mangina: what is the female conitation...

Surgically implanted penis.
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2006, 02:37:42 PM »

lol, that brings up another question? if men can have a mangina: what is the female conitation...

Surgically implanted penis.

roger that.
and i hear there's alot of that goin on in honolulu.
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2006, 02:54:51 PM »

Roger that.  For the most part I've strong confidence in my understanding of women, and yet everytime I check I havn't grown one Sad

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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2006, 05:22:16 PM »

You know i was thinking to my self this is an awsome forum because we have a lot of funny people in here.  and not just looking (killa) *cough* but it has made it much fun to go over some of the posts that i missed because i'm a newb took my sweet time finding the holy land of opg
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2006, 05:48:11 PM »

There is a diference between *cough* and *couch* dummy.
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2006, 06:49:03 PM »

I was wondering WTH he meant, thank you Killa. 
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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2006, 10:58:12 PM »

There is a diference between *cough* and *couch* dummy.


maybe dirty's couch is weird looking.. and thats what he meant
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2006, 07:17:20 AM »

o my gosh... it would be Cough
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